Time

Time is one of those elusive things in life that we always want more of and never can get enough of. We always use the same stupid excuses: "I would do this (or that) but I just don't have the time!".... "I'm so busy, I have no time for myself!" ... "I wish I had more time!"... and on and on it goes. These are the most humiliating excuses of all, given that we all have no time, but then we waste so much of it every day doing nothing. How many people line-up EVERY morning at Tim Hortons to get a coffee. "Oh but I can't function without my Timmies," they say. Ok fine... but then what about all that time you waste typing on your phone where a 30-second phone call would do? Or all that time you waste browsing through people's photos on facebook, or checking out what the latest thing your favourite celebrity said on Twitter? What about Jersey Shore (the ultimate time-sink in existence)? Oh.... RRRIGHT.... none of this applies to you. Sorry. I should have been more sensitive and not generalized like this. Fine then... I challenge you to examine your life and find out where all your time goes. I promise you will find out something about yourself you might not have wanted to know. You will find out that 24 hours each day is much longer than you thought, and that you might have to start focussing on efficiency and forgetting about making excuses for your laziness.

Just sayin.